There may come a time in your life when you look over at your spouse and wonder, “Who is this monster that I married?”

For me, that moment came at approximately 10:09pm last night.

As I heard what can only be described as a blood curdling scream from the other room, I hurried my way into the living room to find the tear stained face of my four year old just beside herself. Her daddy, the spouse in question and unbeknownst to him, had just stepped on her baby moon. 🌙

Now, so none of you come to my home and make this same mistake, I am including a picture of moon for future reference.

Moon, or a.k.a. “baby moon”, is a baby Pegasus. Baby moon is Posie’s imaginary friend; her imaginary baby moon Pegasus. Also we know if you accidentally step on or sit on any or all parts of Baby moon, that she will let out the most unholy sound from her body.

This is just some need to know information for your everyday life!

So yeah, you’re welcome!

I’m including a picture of Baby Moon for your enjoyment and so you don’t make the same mistake my husband did.

(We’re all wearing noise cancelling headphones and ear plugs till kingdom come now; for good measure).